Been there?

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots.
Apparently, you can't go alone, you have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't  have an airport; you have to be driven
there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on
physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing
and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

I may have  been in Continent, and I don't remember what country I was
in. It's an age thing.

And you don't want to go to Gunpoint. Bad things can happen there.

I added the last line. Thanks to Bill Damewood for sending this along.