I was in the gym early this morning and saw another one of those commercials for medication in which the side effects seem to be worse than the condition they treat. That got me thinking, so I wrote this.
Epaksazine – organic treatment
Originally developed in Hawaii and California, now world-wide. Largely unregulated but high-quality manufacturers exist in small areas.
Taken internally and may be applied externally to a spectrum of life-threatening conditions or a localized pain in the butt. Best taken with fertile, prepared mind, a warmed-up body and hydration.
Affects mood, strengthens musculo-skeletal system, improves balance, stimulates the central nervous system and is known to reduce cognitive impairments.
Recommended dosage is 2x/wk. Consult with a qualified professional before starting a course.
Side-effects
May induce headache due to terminology.
Bumps, bruises, muscle aches, occasional sprains or breaks are possible
No anal leakage but a foot up a passage is possible
May induce thoughts of homicide...
May induce headache due to terminology.
Bumps, bruises, muscle aches, occasional sprains or breaks are possible
No anal leakage but a foot up a passage is possible
May induce thoughts of homicide...
Inform friends or family of thoughts of satisfaction with Epaksazine. If they last more than four hours, you’ve probably been to a Lee Wedlake seminar.
Studies show regular and/or application of Epaksazine to be successful in treating altercations of many types.
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